'V̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ D̶a̶y̶'

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These are the reasons to hate Valentines Day

FOR GIRLS

1 You can’t moan about it. If you’re single, you sound like a cobwebbed old granny; if you’re in a relationship, everyone assumes you’re getting bun.

2 There is nothing more disappointing than a man you’d previously picked as husband material expressing his romantic intent with a card of a sheep and a pun on the word “ewe”. EWWWWW!

3 With the stress, all-over body shaving/waxing and preparing to create a romantic day/night like everyone else, Valentine’s Day is like pre-mini-wedding . .. but in February, the dampest, coldest, shittiest month of the year. Nobody should be expected to get married in February. And certainly not every year.

4 It produces God awful verse, such as, “How we gain yearly, from the love we share dearly”.

5 All the display pictures and shit of perfect, coupleds only show that everyone else is far more in love and having heaps more sex than you are. #Peak

6 The girl you most dislike will receive the best gift ever, and, you just have to pretend like your indifferent to it. Right?

7 There’s no such thing as a successful Valentine’s Day. I have NEVER had one. Even if you do get a mystery card/gift/bunch of flowers, it will almost certainly be from someone insultingly ugly. but it still something right?

8, 9, 10 BECAUSE VALENTINE'S DAY IS JUST AN OVER COMMERCIALIZED SHIT DAY!

FOR BOYS

1 It makes you hate your fellow single man. You have to cough up tons of money just to please your bitch and pretend to want to do it.

2 It makes men do stupid things, like light candles and stuff that you're only doing because we told you that some other Hot Stud in a movie did it and it's "cute"...

3 ....Which leads to an argument Because, actually, I really wanted you to do it, but I had to tell you exactly what to do and how to do it, that is so unromantic, isn’t it?

4 It’s such a rip-off. Flowers, Dinner, Nighttime activity planning I'd prefer the cash instead lemmi take me shopping zeen?

5 In new relationships, whether or not you take her out or buy her a gift speaks volumes about “where you’re at”, way before you’re ready for the “are we having a relationship?” chat. (Like you were ever ready for it anyway.)

6 You treat her like shit every other day of the year so because you treat her special today, that means you love her eternally right?

7 Valentine’s Day, it's just another day in February to you why does she care about it so much.

18 You have more than one girlfriend shiiiiitttt, How are you going to manage being a Playa on Valentines Day?

19 Other than Pussy What do you really get out of it?

20 There is nothing more disappointing than the woman you plan on marrying not even laughing at the funny card you gave her because she doesnt think it's romantic enough. Psssssh!


Just my views. Hope you enjoyed the post. xxo