How Not To Get Played....

So You Think Life was easy huh?
Nuh Uh!
There's a little aspect of life we all go through trivial as it may seem, it's present and this little thing can in fact turn into a big thing

it's called falling in "Love" && trying not to get "Played, Tricked, Bamboozzled" ...whatever you wanna call it
plain simple it's something we all want to avoid....
&& how do we do this...

well obviously by reverse psychology.... Playing 'em back!

So my friend came to me today & said "Jai I have a dilemma help a sistah out!"
so to be frank.... this is my response and i think that's enough of an introduction.. time to get this Players Tutorial crack-a-lacking!

definition: Playette:
• A girl version of a 'Playa'. Plays the same games that guys play but plays them better. She doesnt have to have sex with guys to get them to be with her, basically she plays guys like videogames.
a female version of aplayer 
• Can play in several different ways:
a) have multiple boyfriends with or without them knowing about each other
b) lead many different guys but never actually commit.

Instructions

1. Keep your appearance up at all times. Being physically attractive is key to being a player. You gotta loook fly boo no Pop Down Gyal Gunna Be Ballin' ....know this!
   
   
2. Be likable. If you want to attract those of the opposite sex then you need to have a pleasant personality. People are drawn to those who are fun to be around, easy to talk to & get down with too. You gotta be approachable
   
   
3. Stay honest regardless of the scenario but VAGUE.. very vague.You want to tell the truth but... keep it open and your statements very general so that you don't get caught out.
   eg. Person: "Babe where r u?"
   You: "I'm at the mall"
   when in fact your NEAR the mall on a date with a f*cking gorgeous guy, but that's not important cus you was at the mall earlier in the day y'digg!
   
   
4. Make yourself readily accessible to the people you are seeing but not exclusively available. No this does not mean have sex with them every opportunity you get.. but simply Don't get SERIOUS. You want to keep their interest but you don't want them believing for certain your gonna get married.If it keeps them happy just use the cliche "Huzzy, Boo, Babe" terminology c'mon everyone uses it nowadays, if he thinks you're 'attached he's tripping.
   
   
5. There's only so much free time in a week for dating with someone. Use your time smartly the less time spent together the easier it'll be to do your own thing... think of it as a booty call, in the reverse.... 
   phrases like "Sorry I have College Work to do", I've got to Babysit Tonight, Going out for dinner with the family tonight, I'm doing the late shift at work" cliche but they work!!!
   
   

Make them feel like they are not the only ones in your life but that spending time with you is worth it. When you're together they are the only one in your world.

All in all the key to this thing is DON'T GET ATTACHED!

It doesn't matter if the people you're playing know each other because from the get-go you should let them know that it's a PRIVATE, somewhat downlow contract... Fact is you really shouldn't play two friends but if you're reallly good then you could probably do a bestfriend-bestfriend situation (although I would never condone it)

BUT

7. Don't ever be seen with the people involved at the same time, play the game right.... if your at the same venue... keep them at different ends

Scenario:Party

... but HOLD UP .... both of your links are there

Here's My Tricks

- Guy #1 Hair Up, Guy #2- Hair Down

-Guy #1 Get's Drinks .... Socialize with Guy #2

-Tell Guy #2 You're going to the Bathroom.... Spend time with Guy #1

-Tell Guy #1 You're Gonna Get Some Drink.... Have A Grande Time with Guy #2

- If Any Guy Wonders What Took You So Long Here's The Excuses...

a) "Line was Long", 

b) "I Stopped To Talk To (insert friends name here)" {guaranteed to work every-time)

- In the unfortunate event your caught out make up the excuse.... "Uhh, we were just talking about (insert another friends name here)

If You Didn't Get That Here They Are In Summary: 

• Never Pay for Anything
• Don't give him what he wants
• NEVER fall in Love

That's All Folks I'm Out! =]

feel free to comment (negative or positive)